if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
This is the best post on tumblr.
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
….in that picture he kinda looks exactly like he does now